It was almost there. A play for 4 people. Comedy - Nikolay Lakutin

It was almost there. A play for 4 people. Comedy

Автор

Страниц

30

Год

2023

Более десяти лет совместной жизни. Удушить или задушить – вот в чем вопрос! Куда исчезают эти привлекательные парни и девушки, благодаря которым мы делаем глупые, но замечательные вещи? Те прекрасные, очаровательные создания, которых мы берем в свои семьи, за кого мы выходим замуж и женимся? Во что они превращаются? Или, возможно, мы сами превращаемся? Будьте осторожны! Семейная комедия «Это почти было» раскроет правду о каждой семье!

Десятилетия счастливого брака, и все же думаешь – удавить или задушить? Откуда берутся эти обаятельные парни и девушки, ради которых мы способны на глупые, но незабываемые поступки? Что же происходит с этими милыми и очаровательными созданиями, за кого мы вступаем в брак? Может быть, меняемся ли мы сами? Внимание! Домашняя комедия «Это было почти» расскажет правду о каждой семье!

Более десяти лет прошло с тех пор, как мы приняли решение быть вместе. Удушить или задушить – вопрос, который порой возникает в голове. Куда деваются те привлекательные парни и девушки, ради которых мы готовы совершать глупые, но незабываемые поступки? Эти восхитительные и очаровательные существа, с которыми мы связываем свою судьбу? Что же с ними происходит? Или, быть может, меняемся ли мы сами? Осторожно! Семейная комедия «Это почти было» раскроет правду о каждой семье и подарит море уникальных эмоций!

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Comedy for 4 people. A play in two acts. (Can be delivered as a one-act).

An explanatory note for the director is attached at the end of the play.

THE CHARACTERS

ARE Oleg.

Nina.

Daniel.

Irina.

Action 1

Scene 1. The perfect family!

Darkness.

Silence.

A loud voice (pleasant, endearing). What do we know about the family? Perhaps all the things that it would be better not to know about… at least on yourself. But since we are all "damn lucky" with the choice of our second halves, let's at least imagine for a moment what an ideal family relationship between husband and wife might look like.

Loud pleasant positive music sounds.

Residential apartment.

Disposing semi-darkness.

Oleg enters. A pleasant gentle, fresh smile. In the hands of a large bouquet of flowers. Dressed decently.

He takes a few steps, stops in tender anticipation.

Nina comes out to meet Oleg. Pretty, well-groomed, "delicious" from all sides. Sees Oleg, rejoices like a puppy. Runs towards him. Hugs, kisses. Love, tenderness. The candy – bouquet period in all its glory.

Oleg gives flowers to Nina, she accepts, admires. Tells Oleg emotionally about something (Words are not heard, everything is drowned out by the background music). Both are laughing heartily. They are happy, fresh, young at Heart and ambitious.

Nina is all emotional, she literally clings to Oleg, beckons him, drags him along.

Oleg, of course, is not against, but rather categorically "FOR".

As a result, a bouquet of flowers falls out of Nina's hands, she is no longer up to flowers.

Oleg breaks away from the passionate embrace, tries to pick up the bouquet, but Nina literally drags him away in a direction understandable to an adult viewer. And yet Oleg manages to take the flowers with him.

Oleg and Nina are hiding.

The music continues to play.

A slight dimming and light again. (Preferably a different light, because we are going to beat another apartment now, however, this is not so important).

Danil enters.

A pleasant smile on his face, fresh, radiant and happy. In his hands is a gift that he hides behind his back. A relatively bulky box wrapped in a gift box.

Irina comes out to meet Danil. Beautiful, fresh, tender and … just like from the picture.

Irina takes out a pie in her hands, smiles gently at Danilo, shows a glance at the pie, they say, here… for you.

Danil pulls out a gift from behind his back. It also shows with a glance, they say, but for you.

Irina is delighted. Sets aside the cooked pie. He runs up to Danil. Hugs him, kisses him. Timidly accepts the gift. Cautiously looks at Danil in anticipation. He nods approvingly.

Irina shudders emotionally, and even a little mentally, runs to open the gift as soon as possible.

Opens out of sight, we only see how the gift wrapping flies away.

Meanwhile, Danil approaches the pie, takes a piece, and begins to eat. Delicious. Savoring.